Not the most flattering pic I've got...but the resemblance is clear

An explanation of the links:

"Who IS this wacko, anyway?" Some kind of profile for the creator of this site

"Weirdness" The Alien's page of random weirdness, or why I'm nutso

"Fanfic Page" A listing, and links to, all the fanfic I've ever written.

"A Collection of Quotes" As it says, many random quotes. Useful for any occasion

"Wherein I am 'Serious'" The stuff that pours out of my head when I actually take life seriously

"Pics" Self-explanatory. The pics I've collected

"Buttons" Read my backpack. I dare you.

"Unrelated Links" Places I frequent waaaay too often

"Contact Me" Tell me I'm not a moron

Because you all are my friends and love me oh-so-much, do sign the guestbook. Heck, even if you just think I'm nutso, sign the guestbook. (yes! i found a guestbook! rejoice!)

View My Guestbook
Sign My Guestbook

And, to fill the space, some choice quotes to "ponder":

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
--Alice in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
--The Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien

The truth is out there.
--The X-Files

I'm hardly pulling out all the stops on this little page. Oh, the sacrifices I must make due to my inexperience. However, I'm sure I get points for trying, so here it is. Welcome. I'm sure you'll leave utterly unchanged by this little peek into one deranged mind. So, if you're interested, click on the handy little links to your left.

What's New?

11-1-02 (later) I remembered. Button page. All my sarcastic buttons, all in one place. So stop grabbing my backpack already.

11-1-02 Bloody hell. I haven't updated in about a bajillion years. Or two months, at least. So. Update! I think I just added about twenty or thirty icons, plus organized the whole page, so go there. Yeah. Um. A couple more quotes, plus the infamous US History 11 Quotelist. Tweaks here and there. And I had an idea for a whole new page, which I promptly forgot. Hopefully, it'll come back to me. That's all for now.

8-22-02 A Shitload (TM) of icons added. Damn. These are way too much fun. (Why yes, I have no life, why do you ask?)

8-16-02 This website is officially one year old! So... what's new? Well, technically, just a few more icons, and a slight stylistic revamp. But I have now been providing the 'net with just a touch more insanity for a full year. ::beams::

8-5-02 Not much going on 'round about these parts... But! Icons! On the pics page! They're a LOT of fun to make. Steal a pic, add a caption, shrink it down -- yup, good stuff. Mine are mostly (5 out of 6) LotR related, but hey, still fun...!

7-16-02 Thanks to the wonderful Housemouse, I have a Livejournal! ...This only means something to a certain internet community I'm a part of, but hey, it's fun for me.

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