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This is the page I have dedicated to my random weirdnesses. I don't expect it to disturb you, but who knows? ::snickers:: CASE 1: THE STIFF DEAD WOMBAT It is with the deepest regrets that I must inform you: there is no available picture of a stiff dead wombat. I'm sure you're almost as devastated as I am. At any rate, to learn the history behind the wombat, you will have to make the pilgrimage to the Hunter Improv Club of HPTF, on Mondays at lunch. Otherwise, suffice to say that the stiff dead wombat was born out of a bizarre little skit one fateful day many, MANY months ago, and has since refused to die (except for the fact that it is already stiff and dead, but that can't be helped). CASE 2: THE CHESHIRE CAT I am the Cheshire Cat. I have been dubbed as such by any number of my aquaintances due to what supposedly is an uncanny resemblance in the ever-present grin and repeated vanishings. "'Please would you tell me,' said Alice, a little timidly, for she was not quite sure whether it was good manners for her to speak first, 'why your cat grins like that?' 'It's a Cheshire Cat,' said the Duchess, 'and that's why. Pig!' She said the last word with such sudden violence that Alice quite jumped; but she saw in another moment that it was addressed to the baby, and not to her, so she took courage, and went on again:-- 'I didn't know that Cheshire Cats always grinned; in fact, I didn't know that cats could grin.' 'They all can,' said the Duchess, 'and most of 'em do.'" "...she was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire Cat sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off. The Cat only grinned when it saw Alice. It looked good-natured, she thought: still it had very long claws and a great many teeth, so she felt that it ought to be treated with respect." "'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you ca'n't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'" "'...and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy!' 'All right,' said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. 'Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice; 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!'" --from "Alice in Wonderland", by Lewis Carroll CASE 3: THE ALIEN Not for nothing is my other nickname "The Alien." Aside from the fact that I watch too much X-Files--which, granted, I do--I firmly believe in most conspiracy theories. Most, not all. As to whether or not my origins are actually extraterrestrial, all I can say is that my regular field reports are popular reading back home. Anything else I might reveal is strictly classified and confidential information, and quite frankly, I don't rank quite high enough to evade severe punishment should I prove to be a security leak. Oh yes, and for those of you awaiting the arrival of "little green men," you're a little late. Colonization has already begun. And stop looking for those ridiculous oversized disk-shaped things in the sky--our technology has seen vast improvements since that unfortunate incident in 1947. |
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CASE 4: THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF....STICKMAN! Stickman is my comic strip hero. He aspires to great heights of glory, but unfortunately never reaches them, because he is only a stick figure. However, he keeps trying, and that's what's important. The name of the comic strip was a joke--Stickman died in his first adventure. But he just keeps coming back, popping up everywhere: my friend's magazine Sheepworld, the cover of my binder, the margins of my chem notes... CASE 5: THE SOCIETY OF THE LITERATI This is actually the fault of the 21st Saga Ludi, not me. However, being the Pouvoir Casser that I am, I was duly intrigued. As of now, parts of that site are still under construction, but nevertheless it is a thought-provoking and intellectual "treat." Heh. Heh. Heh. Join us in discovering the mildly frightening thinker within.... visit The Society of the Literati CASE 6: THE FANFIC WRITER I have too much time on my hands. This is made pathetically clear by my obsessions over (mainly) three things: the books/movie "Lord of the Rings," the TV show "The X-Files," and the Broadway musical "RENT." And because I don't like doing homework, I occasionally prefer to spend my afternoons, evenings, weekends, and that time from midnight to three AM writing fanfiction about the two under the alias kaydee falls (I also have too many aliases). So, if you're as obsessive as I am (or even if you're not), visit my X-Files/RENT/LotR fanfic page (link found ever-so-nicely to your far left). Neener. CASE 7: BOB THE DOODLE I cannot properly convey to you the essence of my leetel friend BOB the DOODLE here. Suffice to say, he is an all-powerful doodle face who frightens some and annoys many. Especially Tina. ::scary Bob-voice:: Bob will eeeeat you.... (oh, never mind) CASE 8: ENDER'S JEESH The Ender books, by Orson Scott Card, are strangely addicting. They have consumed a good many of my friends, one of whom has created an entire website for them. Think child geniuses (genia?) who can save the world...or take it over. I am Petra Arkanian. Don't argue; merely accept it, and move on. Better yet, read the books and discover the all-important truth: down is the enemy's gate. Have YOU achieved anti-gravity yet? Join the Jeesh! visit Ender's Jeesh CASE 9: THE LotR FREAK Yes, friends, I am among that completely insane bunch of people who are utterly obsessed with "The Lord of the Rings" -- books and movies both. It began when I accidentally saw the first movie on Christmas evening of 2001. Since then, I've been lost in Middle Earth. I've seen the movie a total of fourteen times (in theaters) and read the trilogy three times. Call me a sad, pathetic fool -- I don't care. The hobbits understand me, anyway. Oh, yeah, and being the pervy hobbit fancier that I am....(follow the link, dangit!): My Hobbit Collection CASE 10: THE SERIOUS SIDE Much as it pains me to admit it, I do have a serious side. I even think, on occasion, and write things based on my deep thoughts -- and by "deep," I mean "cliched teenage angst." What the hell, we all need SOME kind of outlet for that crap, right? So, here's mine. Peruse it if you want, ignore it if you prefer, but just know that I do take life seriously. Sometimes. Wherein I Am "Serious" |
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