I'm a bit of a nut. (You don't say?) I've been collecting silly pins since I was thirteen, and sticking them on my bag. Current total: 26, if you count the two I lost along the way. Who needs activism when you've got sarcasm?

Act weird. The Normals are watching.

Behave or I'll bury you in the yard with the rest of them.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Experience is when you learn you can make the same mistake more than one way.

4 out of 5 voices in my head say "Go for it!"

Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares.

I actually thrive on this atmosphere of crisis and hysteria.

I have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.

I see no sense in continuing this conversation with myself. [LOST!]

I'm already visualizing you with duct tape over your mouth.

I'm very organized. Everything is in one big pile.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but on a cellular level I'm really quite busy.

It's early. Talk slowly. Use smaller words.

It's not just a backpack. It's my life!

La La La I can't hear you! La La La

Money isn't everything but it's right up there with oxygen.

Someday we'll look back on all this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Stop whining and plot revenge.

That's it. I'm calling the Mother Ship. [LOST!]

This was a private hell until you walked in.

Today has been canceled due to lack of excitement.

Well adjusted but slipping.

Would you want to be tried by 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?

You just don't get it, do you?

You're depriving some village of its idiot.

You're just jealous because the little voices talk to me.